keepamovin

My most esteemed and honoured Sir,

If it may please Your Lordship, I do most humbly entreat and beseech thee to deign, in thy boundless benevolence, to raise a Pull Request of the most gracious nature, whereby the twin vexations—namely, the misalignment of the stack offset upon the Linux realm, and the want of true process concurrency within the Darwin dominion—might be rectified and set aright, to the everlasting glory of thy incomparable craftsmanship.

Thy most obedient and devoted servant, ever at thy command.