A city-building game in which the city would prefer you didn't

housing.over.pizza

448 points by JumpCrisscross 20 hours ago


peri-cl - 16 hours ago

Reminds me of that Factorio joke mod which adds bureaucracy-processing as a recipe tree. Assemblers start to shut down if you don't process paperwork fast enough. IIRC, it had biters following the player around in queues to give them complaint forms.

CalRobert - 10 hours ago

Of course, there’s also Car Park Capital, a game for what the city actually wants

https://www.ign.com/games/car-park-capital

AlbinoDrought - 14 hours ago

The best I got:

Discretionary Review (Developer): I built 4,147 homes in San Francisco, 2015 to 2031. Grade A, "Builder of Some Things". Survived all eight investor reviews. 16 hearings, 3 appeals, 4 lawsuits. The city needed 82,069.

throwaway2037 - 6 hours ago

Will the new California law Senate Bill (SB) 79 (the Abundant & Affordable Homes Near Transit Act) help? It came into effect this July.

One specific complaint: The BART station entrances at 16th/24th & Mission: Why not build huge apartment buildings (10/20/30 floors) on top of them? And since both locations are a pair of entrances, you can close one, then build. Then repeat with the other entrance. They seem like perfect locations. There must be a bunch more no brainer lots around the city like these.

azernik - 2 hours ago

Not my original joke:

The United States is a command economy, where the only command is "no".

MisterMunchkin - 8 hours ago

We need one for HS2 where every time you try and build a small section of track, they demand a bat tunnel or a newt ramp or a fox power plant.

JumpCrisscross - 15 hours ago

My suspicion is San Francisco would love a Beijing-style hukou system. That lets it lock housing (and thus the built character of the city) and control immigration which in turn should result in stable housing prices provided units don't go out of use or residents don't have too many children.

minimaxa - 16 hours ago

Love the idea!

I started something similar as a meme game, but I'm just too busy to keep working on it: Data centre slumlord - https://binary-mirror.itch.io/data-centre-slumlord

mrhyyyyde - 17 hours ago

Whoever made this, I love you and we should be friends.

treebeard901 - 18 hours ago

It does have the blue angels flying over the city at one point

TeMPOraL - 17 hours ago

The Nuclear option is an interesting choice the game has locked up.

lwhi - 4 hours ago

I would love to provide a version of this for my city. I think the council could do with a way to practice without destroying what we have.

dependsontheq - 7 hours ago

Want to share the Code? I would adapt it to the German situation and add to it - the first YIMBY Simulation

nico - 17 hours ago

Took me back to sim farm. The aesthetics are awesome

NeutralForest - 5 hours ago

Damn I got rekt, crazy to read all the regulations and neighbors just dog walking me :'(

Steven420 - 11 hours ago

I'm just jamming out to the music

kistaro - 14 hours ago

Popovers cannot be scrolled in mobile Safari without flipping the screen to landscape and back, and sometimes not even then. It tried to have an adaptive layout but didn’t nail it. Ask Claude to fix mobile scroll target handling?

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newswasboring - 2 hours ago

This is the inverse of a cozy game. Stressed me out.

doginasuit - 17 hours ago

I'm a unclear on what high "The Neighborhood" scores mean in the right panel before approving the project, is it good or bad?

Merkur - 10 hours ago

This game is rigged by pigs at the trough.

SilasX - 4 hours ago

I can't find it now, and I'm pretty sure it was featured on HN, but there was a board game like this where you had to cooperatively add housing to the Bay Area under all the constraints you have to operate under, and, when playing, we discovered that the only way to do it was to massively upzone some remote East Bay city.

jwsteigerwalt - 15 hours ago

You win by not playing…

sixothree - 17 hours ago

I play games like Civilization and we get these tech trees and policy trees and such. And I can never help but wonder what it would be like to play these when the people of the territory act like Americans. You try to incentivize future technology and they push back. You try and prioritize education and they push back. There is always division and infighting.

Regardless, I don't think it would actually make the game more fun.

behringer - 13 hours ago

The only way to beat this game is to not play.

satisfice - 11 hours ago

Reminds me of tax forms. Good times.

thekuanysh - 16 hours ago

what a throwback feel, nicely done

- 17 hours ago
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artemonster - 15 hours ago

how do you complete a tutorial when you cant mute this fucking music

SubiculumCode - 16 hours ago

Davis, CA. lol

- 12 hours ago
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jubilanti - 14 hours ago

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netsharc - 17 hours ago

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deadbabe - 17 hours ago

I imagined something more like a sim city clone where every time you try to put down a building or zone, it’s refused with a pop up message saying why. Let me prompt that out brb

thrance - 18 hours ago

Line at the end of the in-game "rulebook":

> Every rule, vote count and case in this game is drawn from the public record. Sources are in docs/research/ in the project folder. Neighborhood politics scores and the economics are simplified for play.

Nice, I'm happy to hear that, Claude. This kind of silly game is supposed to help you understand a complex issue in a fun way. But this is missing the plot entirely. Why is this so overwhelmingly complex? Why would I spend time learning this ugly, convoluted and verbose UI? Who is this for??

EDIT: I'll link to an example of what I think this game should have been: https://research.wmz.ninja/projects/phd/index.html

A game made with intent, that is easy to pick up, respects its player's time, and makes its point effectively.

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hyperhello - 18 hours ago

You know, if an old city with a natural boundary doesn’t think you should build a bunch of profitable crap in it, maybe you could take the hint and stop acting like you’re bringing Jesus to them. San Francisco’s seen the conquistadors. In fact, many of the streets in the Sunset are named after them.