Anti-Patterns in Software Blogging

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155 points by ilreb 7 hours ago


phreack - 4 hours ago

I always insist that education is not storytelling and should not be structured as such. People want to save "twists" and "revelations" for maximum impact and it's harmful. It should actually be the other way around and be, keeping the theme, "spoilery" and repetitive. Like a good presentation you should start by saying what you'll say, say it, then conclude by saying what you said.

LLMs have made this problem extremely worse. Imagine how'd you'd explain what an MCP is in a couple words and technically, then try to look it up. There's phone books worth of pages and text that never end up getting to the point.

jrochkind1 - 2 hours ago

Some weeks i feel like the majority of software blogs I see are LLM written now. They are usually terrible.

Maybe someone can tell the LLM's about these anti-patterns, like, seriously, would it help?

I'd prefer of course if people just actually themselves wrote the text that they expect me to read my human self.

zrail - an hour ago

"Do this not that" lists are always contextual and situational. Some of this makes sense in the context of a professional or business site, but make sure your goals align before taking the advice.

If you're writing on your personal blog then take all of this with the size of salt crystal you feel it deserves. Personally, that's about the size of an Acme safe hanging over a cliff waiting for an unsuspecting listicle writer^h^hcoyote.

ram1500natrluvr - 4 hours ago

"The meandering intro" might be the most common mistake, by far, but the most damaging mistake, by far, is the failure to connect the topic with something the readers are familiar with (anti-pattern #2). Some things simply require a certain level of expertise/prerequisites to begin to understand, but I've repeatedly seen in software blogging, READMEs, etc. a failure to answer "what is this, compared to what I'm familiar with, and if I'm not familiar with anything relevant, why should I want to be?"

This applies to almost everything in the software space. New tool? New design pattern? New library? Language idiom? Language? Or, for more modern takes, new model? New harness? New harness option? New use pattern? Give a brief summary of what a project looks like without it, to convey the problem that its existence alone is solving. Then go into the details of how it might compare to other solutions.

Maybe it's just a specific way of how my brain works that finds this sort of information intuitive, and the lack of it particularly annoying.

hashtag-til - an hour ago

As someone who has been interested in creating a blog in 2026, I still wonder what is the value of it in the age of LLM. No one is reading anymore… what do others think?

GMoromisato - an hour ago

Complete aside: I was reading about Jeff Bezos, who famously instituted required pre-reading at every meeting. That is, the meeting presenter prepared a 1-2 page paper on the context, goals, and proposed outcome of each meeting.

Bezos has a sharp mind and often got impatient with the paper for not getting to the point quickly enough. He would deal with the boredom by highlighting all the mistaken assumptions and errors in the paper, which would often derail the meeting.

One VP came up with a way to deal with that. His advice was to write the paper as if the reader was an expert in the field--no definitions, no preamble, just assume the reader already knows.

Then remove every other paragraph.

The result was a paper that forced Bezos to focus and think about every sentence just to understand it. That made it easier to get his agreement at the end.

weinzierl - 5 hours ago

"The meandering intro"

Not only the intro. Many bloggers try to write as if they'd writing a story, building suspense and all. For technical writing, don't bury the lede.

0x20cowboy - 2 hours ago

A blog is a journal of whatever the person wants. There isn’t an anti-pattern.

Not everything is a product.

linsomniac - 3 hours ago

Last week, after following an HN link, I found myself thinking that tech blogs were starting to need that "Jump to Recipe" link that has taken over the food blogging world (for the better).

kkapelon - 3 hours ago

While I understand where you are coming from, I think some of those are subjective.

I personally prefer articles that link to other(better) sources for definining concepts instead of trying to explain everything.

So several times I read articles like a stack, starging with A, then in the middle going to B and after finishing B going back to A. It doesn't bother me at all. It actually says to me that the author understands they cannot be experts on everything and recognize other articles.

I also enjoy articles with reveal their twist late if they are not super long.

On my personal blog I am actually writing both styles (just explain right away, or build up to something that will become clear later in the article)

mobilejdral - 4 hours ago

The community yearns for a new stack overflow.

FlyingSnake - 2 hours ago

Many folks are great writers, but bad editors and the meandering intro is what kills most blog posts for me. Too bad because we really need more personal stories.

I start with the conclusion in the first paragraph[1], and the user can decide if it’s worth their time or not. Unless you’re Gabriel Garcia Marquez, no one’s going to read your rambling.

[1] https://samkhawase.com/blog/email-is-crazy/

adityaathalye - an hour ago

My word, my whole blog is antipatterns (probably because I write it for me :D). Like, look at these doozies (all have lengthy preambles). There are more, but these cover all the antipatterns mtlynch mentioned. I am not at all sad, rather I am chuckling because when one doesn't care who reads the post, one can get away with such ghastly antimatter :D

And, allow me to add antipattern no. N, in full display in the posts below: A 1:1 ratio of main body to footnotes, because we want some place to put all the spicy asides and hot takes.

What to do, my brain struggles with brevity :)

  Exhibit A:
Over ten thousand ~~words~~ tokens on bitemporal data modeling (in SQLite and Clojure), which has a preamble and a postamble: https://www.evalapply.org/posts/poor-mans-time-oriented-data... (Plus, this one breaks on mobile portrait view because I couldn't figure out the CSS-fu needed to stop one pesky table from overflowing, and I am not going to fix it because the post reads fine in landscape mode).

  Exhibit B:
More thousands of words, urg no, tokens... on Terraforming one's infra: It opens with a Harvey Specter meme. https://www.evalapply.org/posts/systems-approach-to-infrastr...

  Exhibit C:
Another giant post on web stacks from first principles, and this one has a whole parable as well as a preamble: https://www.evalapply.org/posts/clojure-web-app-from-scratch...

  Exhibit D:
A six part series, because this one got too long (re-making your dotemacs from scratch tends to go that way). Um, and each post gets progressively longer and preambly-er: https://www.evalapply.org/tags/emacs/index.html#main

(edit: reorder + fix formatting for clarity)

mattbrewsbytes - 2 hours ago

One could describe similar issues with video/youtube content. Everyone is engineering it for the algorithm but the thing humans want to know up front should be in the first 30 seconds.

joshkel - 4 hours ago

Regarding "The meandering info," I found this advice very helpful:

"The sole purpose of the first sentence is to get you to read the second sentence. The sole purpose of the second sentence is to get you to read the third sentence… and so on."

(quoted from https://thehustle.co/write-like-hustle-boring-stuff-writing-...; the original idea is apparently from Joseph Sugarman)

mtlynch - 4 hours ago

OP here.

Happy to take any feedback or questions about this post or hear your favorite software blogging anti-pattern.

xpct - 3 hours ago

I find that I'm actually not that picky when it comes to reading technical material, at least in blog form. There's very few pieces I dropped because of how they were written.

rglullis - 4 hours ago

> From the reader’s perspective, there are a billion other articles they could be reading. Why should they read yours?

I'd rather read something that shows any semblance of personality than yet-another engagement/reach/marketability-optimized "article" that just follows all the established tropes and could be written by any drone or clanker.

mexicocitinluez - 2 hours ago

I'll add one: Not including the date and time it was written.

ramon156 - 2 hours ago

don't focus on the twists, no one cares

totallygeeky - 2 hours ago

Great post, I am definitely guilty of overreliance on links. I need to get better about summarizing what I'm linking to to avoid a forest of homework to understand what I'm talking about.

abubnov75 - 5 hours ago

Helpful, thank you. I'm just going to write such an article

mcphage - 4 hours ago

My biggest pet peeve: "Here's this thing I did once, and now I'll tell everybody how to do it as if I were an expert".

sophietaylor - 3 hours ago

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arpanghoshal - 3 hours ago

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