IP over Avian Carriers with Quality of Service (1999)

Reminds me of that AWS hard drive truck thing where your data is sent with quite the latency

Horse heads have also been used historically to send messages of a certain nature.

> One major benefit to using Avian Carriers is that this is the only networking technology that earns frequent flyer miles, plus the Concorde and First classes of service earn 50% bonus miles per packet.

:D

Bird Internet?

> Carriers in the queue too long may leave log entries

> Avian Carriers MAY eat the NATs.

There's always something I've not spotted / forgotten before with these

Disappointed there still isn't a protocol for sending messages in a bottle.

Send a raven to Pyongyang.